MOUSEPAD IS A PERFECTLY GOOD CODE EDITOR WHEN IT COMES TO HTML

And just to prove that, this ENTIRE WEBPAGE will be written in XFCE's mousepad text editor

Why?

Well, one because my friend did it in Windows' Notepad here and I have OSSD (Open Source Superiority Disorder)

And two because ITS AN AMAZING EDITOR LET ME SHOW YOU

ONE ITS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

The beauty of the Mousepad text editor

Look at this. No syntax highlighting with the funny colors to distract you,
no automatic indentation so it ensures you work hard,
Pure.
Unadulterated.

BLISS.

Don't like it?

Try a new editor for crybaby ass BITCHES.

YEAH, I WENT THERE.

THIS IS CODING AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH I SAID IT

bill gates, linus torvalds, steve jobs, jeff bezos

all FAMOUS programmers that DIDNT NEED

NO

IDE

AND YOU DONT EITHER, BOYSKYLARK

BE A MAN

INSTALL OPENSUSE LEAP

AND CODE IN A FUCKING TEXT EDITOR.

ZAPIDOM I SEE YOU

I wanted to make a DECENT AND RESPECTFUL FORK OF YOUR PRODUCT zapidom from The Normal People:tm:
But you have brought war to my, and all other Linux users doorsteps.
I give you 12 hours to sign this peace treaty before I NUKE EXETER and replace it with FLORIDA

The peace treaty.

I GUESS I GOTTA MAKE THIS HAPEN

First of all, your stupid fucking link doesn't even work dipshit.

Fucking dumbass.

Second of all, let's get something straight.

I WILL RIP YOUR ENTRAILS OUT AND EAT THEM LIKE ITS FUCKING WENDYS COCKBITING, RETARDED, MONKEY.

do you even UNDERSTAND THE POWER I HAVE??????? WHAT I WIELD???

JUST SIGN THE FUCKING PEACE TREATY, I'VE GOT STUFF TO DO.

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES. SERIOUSLY.

0d 0h 8m 5s

Countdown halted.

VERY ENTICING TERMS.

Alright. You win. But I can't guarantee a working system because I'm just not very smart. Your gamble.


Original idea by Zapidom/at0micghost
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